So I have been doing some of this rare phenomenon called thinking lately. You know that thing where people use their brain. Kind of rare these days but anyway that’s not what am here to talk about. I am here to talk about a observation I have made, I may be wrong but I think I am pretty accurate.

Ok so what I have notice that girls always want a guy with “confidence” yet I have noticed guys without girlfriends tend to have no confidence and the ones who do have confidence and no girlfriend are usually arrogant morons who are full of themselves and annoy people. In most cases, when a guy has a girlfriend, he feels confident and wants to do even more but when he is not, then they are not as motivated. I am not saying everyone is like this there are some guys who are confident and independent just that the majority are brainless trolls who think they are the best thing to hit the earth. And when the girls who want said “confidence” go out with these guys you always know because you always hear about how he cheats and what not.

This is also my theory on why guys cheat. Not saying its right and I in no way endorse it and think the guys who do cheat are lowlifes. But the confidence a guy gets in a relationship attracts the women who are seeking a “confident” guy find guys who are in a relationship very attractive, hence making moves towards flirting and trying to get the guy to be attracted to them.

I think what I am trying to say here is that I am just bitter at having been rejected by so many because I was not “confident” enough or “experienced” enough but I have every right to say all this now because I am in a relationship and I do feel confident and from this I noticed my little discovery. Now that I am in a relationship, a very happy one at that I might add (I have the right to gloat its been 2 and 3/4 years since my last relationship) I noticed how much more confident I am, I take compliments better, I feel better about myself on a whole and just think I can do anything I want, anytime anywhere.

So for all you guys out there who suffer from lack of confidence. Don’t worry; there are millions of guys like you. I was one and found a relationship and am going good. And maybe you don’t even need a relationship with a girl but with something that really motivates you just keep it on a normal socially accepted level so we don’t all get freaked out by what you may or may not post on YouTube.

So to the guy that thinks he is the shit and nothing else can be better than him and is at home lifting weights and brags about how many one night stands he has had. Yeah… I pity you. I pity you because you are a sad example of what the human race is. I pity you because you will soon have a itch and a burning sensation when you pee. I pity you because you will end up the old bitching guy who lives alone drinking prune juice yelling at kids that pass by and complain about couples because in actuality you never really had that kind of close bond in your prime.

And to the guy who is worried about the next relationship and if he will be good enough. I high five you because that means you will put your all into making it work. I high five you because you will support your girlfriend to the best of your abilities. I high five you because you will not just think of you and how your actions affect yourself but how your actions affect everyone. And I high five you good sir because you are pissing off some old guy drinking prune juice and THAT makes for good YouTube material.